andrew burke






Posted on: 2006-07-06

Saw Damian Conway last night at U of T. After he blew my mind in fifteen minutes at DemoCampToronto7, I had no idea what to expect from two hours. I was not disappointed.

The talk was Fun With Dead Languages, and it was as advertised. I don't really want to give too much away, but he did some pretty sick things, like calculate pi using PostScript, and redefine C's -- and > operators to mean nothing so he could layout his State Machine in ASCII art with lots of --------- > arrows.

The highlight of the presentation was the last half hour or so where he explained his Lingua::Romana::Perligata Perl module, for programming in Latin. The key aspect of this is that in Latin the word order doesn't matter so much as the endings - so (simplifying) you know it's a subject because it ends in US or it's an object because it ends in UM. His module parses by word ending rather than position

The details are in the link, but here's the code he wrote:

adnota Illud Cribrum Eratothenis
    maximum tum val inquementum tum biguttam tum stadium egresso scribe.
    vestibulo perlegementum da meo maximo .
    maximum tum novumversum egresso scribe.
    da II tum maximum conscribementa meis listis.
    dum damentum nexto listis decapitamentum fac sic
      lista sic hoc tum nextum recidementum cis vannementa da listis.
      next tum biguttam tum stadium tum nextum tum novumversum scribe egresso.

This code actually runs and figures out the primes beneath the entered value, using the Sieve of Erasthothenes technique. It also inputs (vestibulo) and outputs (egresso scribe) in Roman Numerals.


I actually took some Latin back in school, although I've forgotten almost all of it - but it put me in the company of about four other people in the room who snickered just a few seconds before everyone else whenever he brought up another translated quote.

Other fun lines - I got too wrapped up to note the funny stuff later in the presentation, so I only have good lines from the first part about LISP.

He's on a tour of North America sponsored by ValueClick, who are looking for good Perl programmers. If he ends up near you, he's well worth seeing.

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